Could I BE any more...?" (Chandler often used this phrase to mockingly emphasize a situation).
Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan Man!
I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.
I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it.
"I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable." (Chandler often uses humor as a defense mechanism.)
You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!" (Chandler's advice to Joey in a personal hygiene moment.)
Oh, I'm much better now. I've had time to think, and it turns out I DO care.
When I first meet somebody, it's usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
It's like all my life, everyone always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!' Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat!